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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

easily my favorite picture in the world
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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 


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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited


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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\


490tx:

 I Don’t Fuck With You ft. E-40  2014 
phresh-fashion:

phuckindope:

Kanye Motherfuckin West

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meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation
skybound-soul:

Babyyyyy
sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

poop-fart-princess:

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it